365.19 D7000 Family Portrait

Families the world over are glad they didn’t pay me to take a family portrait today…

365.19 D7000 Family Portrait, versions 1 & 2

On the left: Nikkor 50mm 1.8G, Nikkor 10-24 3.5-4.5G, and wacky Auntie Holga.
On the right: Nikon 75-150mm f/3.5 E Series, Nikon 36-72mm f/3.5 E Series, and the LensBaby Muse.
Center: D7000 and his trusty sidekick Sigma 30mm f/1.4.

ISO100, 6 seconds, f/16.

It was a pain getting everything (sort of) in focus. Kinda hard when the main subject is about 3 feet away from the rest of the group… Is that the way mirrors work in photos? Is it focusing as if the thing in the mirror was twice as far away as everything else? I have no idea about these things, but that seems simultaneously wildly unlikely and completely spot on, so maybe someone out there has a clue. But I know I couldn’t get everything in focus at f/5.6, f/8, or f/11, and the only explanation I can come up with is that the image in the mirror is twice as far away as everything else.

I like version 1 better (the sepia-toned one), but I almost like the sloppy photoshop work in version 2…

Anyway, this whole shoot took 3 hours.

Yes, 3 hours. :facepalm:

I totally shoulda pulled out the flash and umbrella and styrofoam softbox thingy, but I kept thinking the next one would be the one…

365.19 D7000 Family Portrait

Oh. And if I owned an iron, the backdrop wouldn’t have creases or wrinkles all in it. Alas.

365.18 It’s a LensBaby, baby!

Had Christmas with Momma today, and got exactly what I asked for: a LensBaby Muse with a plastic optic…

Can you say ‘Bokeh?’ Wow.

The little toy is sure hard to focus, but wow! is it ever fun to play around with! I’m looking forward to getting lots more use out of the Muse. (And I got the macro kit to go with it: 10x & 4x magnification. Should also be fun, when the weather gets too chilly to hang around outside.)

50mm LensBaby (plastic), ISO 800 (I was playing with it inside earlier, and forgot to crank down the ISO: thank goodness for the low noise on the D7000!), 1/1600, f/2.8 drop-in ring.

365.17 Entropy

Find a Penny, Pick it Up, and All the Day, You’ll Have Good Luck!

I don’t know if that applies to these pennies, which have seen far, far better days.

I may try this again at some point, and make these pennies more imposing, have them hover over something, like the coming of the aliens in whatever movie that was…

ISO100, 1.6 seconds, f/22.

Hipstamatic Disposable update 6 – the failure that was the BlacKeys 44 camera

You might have noticed the complaint about saving speed and the misleading “Saved!” pop-up that I copied and pasted into the four updates to this series that I posted today.

If not: DO NOT BELIEVE THE ‘SAVED!’ POP-UP THAT POPS UP WHEN YOU TELL HIPSTAMATIC D TO SAVE A CAMERA ROLL TO THE CAMERA ROLL!!!

And especially do not delete the camera from Hipstamatic D before you verify all images have been saved to the camera roll!

Otherwise, you’re likely to end up with only three shots, like I did. GRRRR.

Here are the three, and I’ll update this post whenever I get around to shooting another one of these cameras.

Hipstamatic Disposable update 6 – the failure that was the BlacKeys 44 camera

Hipstamatic Disposable update 6 – the failure that was the BlacKeys 44 camera

I like the B/W effect, and I like the border, and it’s a DAMNED SHAME that I deleted the roll before the app got around to transferring all the pictures to the iPhone’s camera roll. A damned shame.

Of course, it’s my fault as much as the app’s, and I’ll still recommend the app: it’s made a place for itself on my shoot screen, and isn’t tucked away in a folder like Incredibooth, or deleted from the phone entirely and languishing in the iTunes app folder like SwankoLab, but it also hasn’t made it into the hallowed hall that is the iPhone dock, like its namesake

Hipstamatic Disposable update 5 – the Rodney ZX9 camera

I really like the double-exposure-ish effect in the Rodney ZX9 camera, but can totally do without the rainbow brite light leak. Hopefully the slider controls the leak intensity only, and leaves the double exposure intact. Further testing will ensue, at some point…

 

A note: it takes a loooong time to transfer the pics from Hipstamatic D to the camera roll, and if you try to save multiple cameras to the camera roll at once, the whole operation can take an hour or more. It took around 90 minutes to completely save 5 cameras worth of images, and the transfer only happened while Hipstamatic D was opened.

And don’t be fooled by the “Saved!” pop-up that pop’s up after you hit ‘save,’ as that just means the save operation has begun. I lost 21 shots out of the BlacKeys roll because I deleted that set of images from the app soon after the ‘Saved!’ pop-up appeared… Grrrrr…

I hope Synthetic gets this together in a future update.


Update: I shot another one of these cameras today to check out the slider action… My hope was that the slider controlled the intensity of the light leak, but it controls the intensity of the double-exposure offset instead. I am wildly disappointed in this, and wish I could find a way to delete this camera form app entirely, as I will only be scrolling past this one in the future.

It’s a shame too, because it would be a total win (for me) without the damnable light leak.

Hipstamatic D update 4 – the Foxy X69 camera

And this Foxy camera is FUN! Great blur effects and good color. GoGo.

I think I’ll be using this one rather often, despite the silly border…

 

A note: it takes a loooong time to transfer the pics from Hipstamatic D to the camera roll, and if you try to save multiple cameras to the camera roll at once, the whole operation can take an hour or more. It took around 90 minutes to completely save 5 cameras worth of images, and the transfer only happened while Hipstamatic D was opened.

And don’t be fooled by the “Saved!” pop-up that pop’s up after you hit ‘save,’ as that just means the save operation has begun. I lost 21 shots out of the BlacKeys roll because I deleted that set of images from the app soon after the ‘Saved!’ pop-up appeared… Grrrrr…

I hope Synthetic gets this together in a future update.

Hipstamatic Disposable update 3 – the D-Lite camera

Here is a full roll from the Hipstamatic D-Series D-Lite camera.

I really like the color saturation and slight brown tint this camera offers, but the light leaks are a bit much in many cases, so I’ll be using this camera with the slider all the way to the left in the future. (BTW: the slider controls the intensity of various effects.)

And I will be using this camera in the future, as I quite enjoy the effects.

 

A note: it takes a loooong time to transfer the pics from Hipstamatic D to the camera roll, and if you try to save multiple cameras to the camera roll at once, the whole operation can take an hour or more. It took around 90 minutes to completely save 5 cameras worth of images, and the transfer only happened while Hipstamatic D was opened.

And don’t be fooled by the “Saved!” pop-up that pop’s up after you hit ‘save,’ as that just means the save operation has begun. I lost 21 shots out of the BlacKeys roll because I deleted that set of images from the app soon after the ‘Saved!’ pop-up appeared… Grrrrr…

I hope Synthetic gets this together in a future update.